walrusmaster

Background: Who: Me: I am terrible with directions and have an over active immagination, and general all-around idiot Cory: is also terrible with directions and has not only an even more over active imagination but also an encyclopedic knowledge of cheese horror flicks. His other, and most significant downfall is he is one of those people who assume i know what i'm doing. He also at this point has a fair amount of make-up on which in this situation made him look unfortunately like a man who was just in drag. What: It was the last night of the our school's production of "Into the Woods" and Kyrie (the witch) was hosting a cast party at he

Look! That one there Yes the one with light brown hair Bring that one to me Rat-like round rodent filled me with glee Round and I'm sure you will find that he is covered with fuzz A truly fat and lazy hampster if there ever was And as he kept getting fatter I was happy to fill his platter He shivered with fear when I tried to touch him He lightened up when I fed him His cage stunk with a smell that was vile Scrubbing away every once in a while Rolling strolling around the room In his ball he would crash and make a boom A hampster fat and true My dear hampster Fuzzers I miss you.

O Dennis how truly sad your plight Your chances of triumph hopeless and bleak With hope burning brightly as sun at night Yet with fervor you still fight for the peak With the primary quickly drawing near The spotlight shifts to those still with a chance But still you will run without any fear You might get some news if you were to dance While often on the wrong end of a joke You may regret seeing a UFO Still fun the critics continue to poke Mentioned frequently on The Daily Show Unfortunate that you fail in your quest Because I do feel that you are the best

Trumpet Player's Music Dictionary Accelerado- Things are about to get good Accent- Little triangle things over notes that are just there to waste ink, ignore Accordion- The thing Weird Al plays Allagrando- The piece is about to get lame. Allegretto- Screw it, just see Allegro Allegro- Go nuts Alto Clarinet- A bad idea Alto Saxophone- Those jerks with the little curvy, brass wanna be things Amabile- Sappy Andante- Lame...try to make Allegro Arpeggio- Those lame cord thingies music teachers make you do A tempo- Ignore Baritone- The mini-tuba Bass Clarinet- That clarinet that looks like its trying to be a saxophone Bass Clef- For